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Happy Drinking Day, Enterprise! Be sure to stop by Holodeck #3 if you get the chance. The pub opens at 1700h and will remain open until everyone's ready to call it a night. Try the Guinness Classic. It's ace.

Official business - If I catch you in Engineering wearing anything other than regulation uniform, I'll overlook it as long as it's not a safety hazard.

[Locked to Keenser and Rob]
Why are there fourteen pineapples in wedding gowns in my quarters? And what, exactly, is the significance of the one in tartan?

Rob, I know you're in on this, I'd recognize that eyeliner anywhere. What are you two on about?

[Locked to Liz]
You should come see what Keenser and Rob set up in my quarters. I can't decide if it's a pineapple bridal show, if I'm supposed to be married to fourteen pineapples, or if those two have just completely lost it. I'm thinking they've just completely lost it.

...alright, I just found out that I've been married to fourteen pineapples and am now the proud father of one Monty Jr, who takes after his pineapple mother in appearance but takes after me in dress sense. Liz, my friends are bizarre.

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[chrissychapel.livejournal.com]

Did someone say Guinness Classic?

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Aye, that I did.

[chrissychapel.livejournal.com]

I'll be there. With green bells on.

Well, not really bells. But you know the old expression.

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Wouldn't be a party without you, Miss Chapel.

[master-charm.livejournal.com]

I totally forgot that it's Saint Patrick's Day. I'll be sure to stop by after my shift

[Locked to Scotty]
Me and my pants are grateful that you said that Scotty. Thanks!

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I'll see you there.

[Locked to Charlene]
Meant that in relation to today and how some might want to wear green, actually, but seeing as your pants are technically regulation anyway, I'll still overlook it, aye?

[master-charm.livejournal.com]

[Locked to Scotty]
Oh of course. Still appreciate it.

Guess I've just been on the edge about the whole pants thing lately. Cupcake of all people noticed me wearing them. I was just lucky enough that Yeoman Atkins distracted him long enough for me to slip away.

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[Locked to Charlene]
I'll have a word with him. He should know better, his job's security, not enforcing dress code.

[Locked to Scotty]

[rockhammerman.livejournal.com]

It was Keenser's idea. I just decided that if you had 14 pineapple brides, you needed a son. That's Monty Jr.

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[Locked to Rob & Keenser]
Soooo.... which of those fourteen pineapples is Monty Jr's mother?

Oh, and do they have names, or are they just Pineapple #1, Pineapple #2, etc etc...?

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[rockhammerman.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure...that's something you'll have to ask your wives. And as far as names go, you'll have to ask Keenser.

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[Locked to Rob & Keenser]
And furthermore, I want it known that I did not have sexual relations with that pineapple.

...that just sounds bloody weird.

[rockhammerman.livejournal.com]

...that you're aware of, anyway.

[beannyouredone.livejournal.com]

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[Locked to Keenser]
No, really. I don't get it.

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[Locked to Scotty]

...is fun.

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[elizabethdehner.livejournal.com]

And here I thought I was the love of your life. I wasn't even invited to the wedding!

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[Locked to Liz]
Well, either I got really, really drunk last night - I mean so drunk I don't even remember drinking - or else I'm the victim of a very serious sleepwalking condition or else I've lost part of my memory because as far as I know there wasn't a wedding.

I'd have invited you if there was one, though.

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[elizabethdehner.livejournal.com]

Only invited? I can't be your maid of honor?

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No, you can't be my maid of honor, those are for the bride.

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You could be best man.

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[Locked to Monty 2/2]

[elizabethdehner.livejournal.com]

I can deal with that.