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reversedpolarity) wrote2010-03-17 04:13 pm
reversedpolarity) wrote2010-03-17 04:13 pm
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Happy Drinking Day, Enterprise! Be sure to stop by Holodeck #3 if you get the chance. The pub opens at 1700h and will remain open until everyone's ready to call it a night. Try the Guinness Classic. It's ace.
Official business - If I catch you in Engineering wearing anything other than regulation uniform, I'll overlook it as long as it's not a safety hazard.
[Locked to Keenser and Rob]
Why are there fourteen pineapples in wedding gowns in my quarters? And what, exactly, is the significance of the one in tartan?
Rob, I know you're in on this, I'd recognize that eyeliner anywhere. What are you two on about?
[Locked to Liz]
You should come see what Keenser and Rob set up in my quarters. I can't decide if it's a pineapple bridal show, if I'm supposed to be married to fourteen pineapples, or if those two have just completely lost it. I'm thinking they've just completely lost it.
...alright, I just found out that I've been married to fourteen pineapples and am now the proud father of one Monty Jr, who takes after his pineapple mother in appearance but takes after me in dress sense. Liz, my friends are bizarre.
Official business - If I catch you in Engineering wearing anything other than regulation uniform, I'll overlook it as long as it's not a safety hazard.
[Locked to Keenser and Rob]
Why are there fourteen pineapples in wedding gowns in my quarters? And what, exactly, is the significance of the one in tartan?
Rob, I know you're in on this, I'd recognize that eyeliner anywhere. What are you two on about?
[Locked to Liz]
You should come see what Keenser and Rob set up in my quarters. I can't decide if it's a pineapple bridal show, if I'm supposed to be married to fourteen pineapples, or if those two have just completely lost it. I'm thinking they've just completely lost it.
...alright, I just found out that I've been married to fourteen pineapples and am now the proud father of one Monty Jr, who takes after his pineapple mother in appearance but takes after me in dress sense. Liz, my friends are bizarre.
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...is fun.
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Yeah, I get that, but what's the point of...
I mean, what...
You know what? Pranks work better if the person on the receiving end understands what's going on.
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...Will turn blue again then.
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What? Just because I honestly have no idea what you're going for with this whole pineapple thing?
They were delicious, by the way.
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Save some for me?
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I'm not sure whether to be amused or offended by the implication that I could eat fifteen pineapples myself.
I haven't actually done anything with them yet. Seems almost a shame to get rid of them, but... It'd be more of a shame to let them go to waste, aye?
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...Always steal sandwiches...
Make juice?
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Juice sounds ace.