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Happy Drinking Day, Enterprise! Be sure to stop by Holodeck #3 if you get the chance. The pub opens at 1700h and will remain open until everyone's ready to call it a night. Try the Guinness Classic. It's ace.

Official business - If I catch you in Engineering wearing anything other than regulation uniform, I'll overlook it as long as it's not a safety hazard.

[Locked to Keenser and Rob]
Why are there fourteen pineapples in wedding gowns in my quarters? And what, exactly, is the significance of the one in tartan?

Rob, I know you're in on this, I'd recognize that eyeliner anywhere. What are you two on about?

[Locked to Liz]
You should come see what Keenser and Rob set up in my quarters. I can't decide if it's a pineapple bridal show, if I'm supposed to be married to fourteen pineapples, or if those two have just completely lost it. I'm thinking they've just completely lost it.

...alright, I just found out that I've been married to fourteen pineapples and am now the proud father of one Monty Jr, who takes after his pineapple mother in appearance but takes after me in dress sense. Liz, my friends are bizarre.

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[Locked to Liz]
Hmm. We may need some new material. Alright, how about... If your intention was to increase blood flow to my face, resulting in a reddish tinge...?

No?

Hell if I know.

[Locked to Monty]

[elizabethdehner.livejournal.com]

It's a bit wordy. I think we should shorten it somehow.

Or we could just move on to fresh material.

How about I remind you about the Jefferies tube?

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[Locked to Liz]
I like where this is going.

[Locked to Monty]

[elizabethdehner.livejournal.com]

You should like where that is going...

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[Locked to Liz]
Now what was that you said about your office and your desk...?

[Locked to Monty]

[elizabethdehner.livejournal.com]

I believe the phrase you are looking for is 'ravish me.'

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[Locked to Liz]
So should I schedule an appointment or would you rather I show up unannounced?

[Locked to Monty]

[elizabethdehner.livejournal.com]

Would both be too much to ask?

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[Locked to Liz]
Not at all.

[Locked to Monty]

[elizabethdehner.livejournal.com]

We should make you an appointment at your earliest convenience. We can have a very personal session; I think you need it.

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[Locked to Liz]
You're the doctor, you know best.

I can work my schedule around whatever's good for you.

[Locked to Monty]

[elizabethdehner.livejournal.com]

That I do.

How about the end of the week? It will be my first week back to work since, you know and I will need something to help me de-stress some time to get settled again.

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[Locked to Liz]
I'll make a note of it in my schedule.

[Locked to Monty]

[elizabethdehner.livejournal.com]

And any time in the future you feel like you could use some therapy, don't hesitate to ask.

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[Locked to Liz]
Don't tell me that. Neither of us will get any work done.

[elizabethdehner.livejournal.com]

Who says I can't multitask?

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[Locked to Liz]
Is that a challenge?

[Locked to Monty]

[elizabethdehner.livejournal.com]

It might be.

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[Locked to Liz]
Consider the gauntlet thrown down, then.

[Locked to Monty]

[elizabethdehner.livejournal.com]

I accept, Mr. Scott.

So, what is this challenge are the rules?

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[Locked to Liz]
Rules? Who says we've got to have rules? I vote we make it up as we go along.

[Locked to Monty]

[elizabethdehner.livejournal.com]

So, a free for all?

Well, if I am offering therapy, what are you bringing to the table?

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[Locked to Liz]
Yes. Precisely.

...there are so many ways I could answer that, and none of them suitable for polite conversation.

[elizabethdehner.livejournal.com]

...since when were we having a polite conversation?

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[Locked to Liz]
I think you know very well what I'll be bringing to the desk table.