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Happy Drinking Day, Enterprise! Be sure to stop by Holodeck #3 if you get the chance. The pub opens at 1700h and will remain open until everyone's ready to call it a night. Try the Guinness Classic. It's ace.

Official business - If I catch you in Engineering wearing anything other than regulation uniform, I'll overlook it as long as it's not a safety hazard.

[Locked to Keenser and Rob]
Why are there fourteen pineapples in wedding gowns in my quarters? And what, exactly, is the significance of the one in tartan?

Rob, I know you're in on this, I'd recognize that eyeliner anywhere. What are you two on about?

[Locked to Liz]
You should come see what Keenser and Rob set up in my quarters. I can't decide if it's a pineapple bridal show, if I'm supposed to be married to fourteen pineapples, or if those two have just completely lost it. I'm thinking they've just completely lost it.

...alright, I just found out that I've been married to fourteen pineapples and am now the proud father of one Monty Jr, who takes after his pineapple mother in appearance but takes after me in dress sense. Liz, my friends are bizarre.

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[Locked to Monty]

[elizabethdehner.livejournal.com]

The sooner you bring it by the sooner we can fu... fornicate.

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[Locked to Liz]
Then I'd probably better rethink bringing that surprise to the party.

[Locked to Monty]

[elizabethdehner.livejournal.com]

We can save the 'thank you' for later.

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[Locked to Liz]
How rude of me would it be to leave a party I'm hosting a little early?

[Locked to Monty]

[elizabethdehner.livejournal.com]

Depends on how early and the number of guests. The more guests, the easier it is to disappear. I could always feign illness and we could escape?

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[Locked to Liz]
I like the way you think.

[Locked to Monty]

[elizabethdehner.livejournal.com]

There's a reason we're together.

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[Locked to Liz]
There is?

Kidding. Love you.

[Locked to Monty]

[elizabethdehner.livejournal.com]

Do I need to make you prove it?

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[Locked to Liz]
....

You might want to. Just to be sure.

[Locked to Monty]

[elizabethdehner.livejournal.com]

You best come find me ASAP.

I'm not sure how much longer I can keep the teasing up.

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[Locked to Liz]
Well, I would, but I've got a party to set up.

[Locked to Monty]

[elizabethdehner.livejournal.com]

You are making it up to me later. I'm going to be thinking about it for too long.

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[Locked to Liz]
If you insist.

1700h won't get here quickly enough.

[elizabethdehner.livejournal.com]

Oh c'mon. I dare you to tell me that you don't want me.

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[Locked to Liz]
I'm afraid I can't do that.

[Locked to Monty]

[elizabethdehner.livejournal.com]

It's going to be really hard keeping my hands off you.

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[Locked to Liz]
Trust me, mo grodh, I know exactly what you mean.

[Locked to Monty]

[elizabethdehner.livejournal.com]

I'm about to come find you if you don't knock that off.

Stop encouraging me!

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[Locked to Liz]

[Locked to Monty]

[elizabethdehner.livejournal.com]

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[Locked to Liz]
I love you.

[Locked to Monty]

[elizabethdehner.livejournal.com]

I love you so much, Monty.

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[Locked to Liz]
More than I could ever tell you.

[Locked to Monty]

[elizabethdehner.livejournal.com]

You don't need to tell me. I know because I can feel it and you prove it over and over everyday.