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Happy Drinking Day, Enterprise! Be sure to stop by Holodeck #3 if you get the chance. The pub opens at 1700h and will remain open until everyone's ready to call it a night. Try the Guinness Classic. It's ace.

Official business - If I catch you in Engineering wearing anything other than regulation uniform, I'll overlook it as long as it's not a safety hazard.

[Locked to Keenser and Rob]
Why are there fourteen pineapples in wedding gowns in my quarters? And what, exactly, is the significance of the one in tartan?

Rob, I know you're in on this, I'd recognize that eyeliner anywhere. What are you two on about?

[Locked to Liz]
You should come see what Keenser and Rob set up in my quarters. I can't decide if it's a pineapple bridal show, if I'm supposed to be married to fourteen pineapples, or if those two have just completely lost it. I'm thinking they've just completely lost it.

...alright, I just found out that I've been married to fourteen pineapples and am now the proud father of one Monty Jr, who takes after his pineapple mother in appearance but takes after me in dress sense. Liz, my friends are bizarre.

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[Locked to Monty]

[elizabethdehner.livejournal.com]

I accept, Mr. Scott.

So, what is this challenge are the rules?

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[Locked to Liz]
Rules? Who says we've got to have rules? I vote we make it up as we go along.

[Locked to Monty]

[elizabethdehner.livejournal.com]

So, a free for all?

Well, if I am offering therapy, what are you bringing to the table?

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[Locked to Liz]
Yes. Precisely.

...there are so many ways I could answer that, and none of them suitable for polite conversation.

[elizabethdehner.livejournal.com]

...since when were we having a polite conversation?

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[Locked to Liz]
I think you know very well what I'll be bringing to the desk table.

[Locked to Monty]

[elizabethdehner.livejournal.com]

Asking for specifics would be rude, huh?

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[Locked to Liz]
There are some things one just doesn't say in polite company.

[Locked to Monty]

[elizabethdehner.livejournal.com]

Be that as it may, I expect to hear them in private company.

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[Locked to Liz]
As you wish.

[Locked to Monty 1/2]

[elizabethdehner.livejournal.com]

[Locked to Monty 2/2]

[elizabethdehner.livejournal.com]

Let me know when I go overboard. I'd hate to frighten you with my bold faced sexuality.

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[Locked to Liz]
I'm immune to it by now.

Though you're welcome to prove me wrong.

[Locked to Monty]

[elizabethdehner.livejournal.com]

Wait, you are used to my bold faced sexuality? Does that make it any less effective?

Clearly I am not trying hard enough.

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[Locked to Liz]
Clearly.

And yes, that is a challenge.

[Locked to Monty]

[elizabethdehner.livejournal.com]

I'm sure I can come up with something.

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[Locked to Liz]
I don't know if I can stand the suspense.

[Locked to Monty]

[elizabethdehner.livejournal.com]

Maybe that is the point.

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[Locked to Liz]
So how ridiculous would it be for me to schedule an unannounced visit, then?

[Locked to Monty]

[elizabethdehner.livejournal.com]

It's only ridiculous if you aren't planning on scheduling it for right now and/or you aren't planning on surprising me anyway.

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[Locked to Liz]
Oh, good. I'd hate to be ridiculous.

Speaking of surprises, I've got something for you.

[Locked to Monty]

[elizabethdehner.livejournal.com]

A surprise in addition to uncontrollable, spontaneous sex?

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[Locked to Liz]
Yes, actually.

[Locked to Monty]

[elizabethdehner.livejournal.com]

Aw. You won't just tell me what it is, will you?

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[Locked to Liz]
Love, if I did that, it wouldn't be a surprise.