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Happy Drinking Day, Enterprise! Be sure to stop by Holodeck #3 if you get the chance. The pub opens at 1700h and will remain open until everyone's ready to call it a night. Try the Guinness Classic. It's ace.

Official business - If I catch you in Engineering wearing anything other than regulation uniform, I'll overlook it as long as it's not a safety hazard.

[Locked to Keenser and Rob]
Why are there fourteen pineapples in wedding gowns in my quarters? And what, exactly, is the significance of the one in tartan?

Rob, I know you're in on this, I'd recognize that eyeliner anywhere. What are you two on about?

[Locked to Liz]
You should come see what Keenser and Rob set up in my quarters. I can't decide if it's a pineapple bridal show, if I'm supposed to be married to fourteen pineapples, or if those two have just completely lost it. I'm thinking they've just completely lost it.

...alright, I just found out that I've been married to fourteen pineapples and am now the proud father of one Monty Jr, who takes after his pineapple mother in appearance but takes after me in dress sense. Liz, my friends are bizarre.

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[chrissychapel.livejournal.com]

Did someone say Guinness Classic?

[master-charm.livejournal.com]

I totally forgot that it's Saint Patrick's Day. I'll be sure to stop by after my shift

[Locked to Scotty]
Me and my pants are grateful that you said that Scotty. Thanks!

[Locked to Scotty]

[rockhammerman.livejournal.com]

It was Keenser's idea. I just decided that if you had 14 pineapple brides, you needed a son. That's Monty Jr.

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Aye, that I did.

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I'll see you there.

[Locked to Charlene]
Meant that in relation to today and how some might want to wear green, actually, but seeing as your pants are technically regulation anyway, I'll still overlook it, aye?

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[Locked to Rob & Keenser]
Soooo.... which of those fourteen pineapples is Monty Jr's mother?

Oh, and do they have names, or are they just Pineapple #1, Pineapple #2, etc etc...?

[chrissychapel.livejournal.com]

I'll be there. With green bells on.

Well, not really bells. But you know the old expression.

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Wouldn't be a party without you, Miss Chapel.

[beannyouredone.livejournal.com]

[Locked to Monty]

[elizabethdehner.livejournal.com]

And here I thought I was the love of your life. I wasn't even invited to the wedding!

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[beannyouredone.livejournal.com]

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[Locked to Liz]
Well, either I got really, really drunk last night - I mean so drunk I don't even remember drinking - or else I'm the victim of a very serious sleepwalking condition or else I've lost part of my memory because as far as I know there wasn't a wedding.

I'd have invited you if there was one, though.

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[Locked to Keenser]
No, really. I don't get it.

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[elizabethdehner.livejournal.com]

Only invited? I can't be your maid of honor?

[Locked to Liz 1/2]

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No, you can't be my maid of honor, those are for the bride.

[beannyouredone.livejournal.com]

[Locked to Scotty]

...is fun.

[Locked to Liz 2/2]

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You could be best man.

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[Locked to Keenser]
Yeah, I get that, but what's the point of...

I mean, what...

You know what? Pranks work better if the person on the receiving end understands what's going on.

[Locked to Monty 1/2]

[elizabethdehner.livejournal.com]

[Locked to Monty 2/2]

[elizabethdehner.livejournal.com]

I can deal with that.

[beannyouredone.livejournal.com]

[Locked to Scotty]

...Will turn blue again then.

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[Locked to Liz]
Have I mentioned lately that I love you?

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[Locked to Keenser]
What? Just because I honestly have no idea what you're going for with this whole pineapple thing?

They were delicious, by the way.

[beannyouredone.livejournal.com]

[Locked to Scotty]

Save some for me?