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[reversedpolarity]

Just a few more adjustments to the transporters and I believe they'll be fully functional in regards to transdimensional beaming. I apologize if I've seemed a bit absent as of late - between catching up on the paperwork left over from the virus and working on this project I've been a bit busy. If I've missed anything, would anyone care to fill me in?

Comments

[andthehat]

Hang the jaw up on the wall. ...And possibly eat it. Shark fin is delicious.

[reversedpolarity]

[What even, Captain Jack. What even.]

I wouldn't have any idea how to cook it.

[andthehat]

[ what? this is totally normal ]

You just put it over fire. And then eat it.

[reversedpolarity]

I can't just light a fire in the middle of the ship.

[andthehat]

Then how do you eat anything?

[reversedpolarity]

I live in the twenty-third century, remember? We've come on a bit since cooking over a fire.

[andthehat]

So put the shark in the oven. The stove. The burner?

[reversedpolarity]

I don't actually know how to cook.

[andthehat]

Huh.

You need to learn, mate.

[reversedpolarity]

Why? I get everything cooked for me on the ship.

[andthehat]

Shouldn't be taking that for granted, Scotty. What if you weren't on the ship?

[reversedpolarity]

I'd... get the replicators on-planet to cook for me?

[andthehat]

I have no idea what those are but you don't have them.

[reversedpolarity]

Then I... eat whatever it is the locals can cook.

[andthehat]

There are no locals.

[reversedpolarity]

Then I'm more or less screwed.

[andthehat]

Which is why you need to know how to cook.

[reversedpolarity]

Well, I don't think I'm going to start with sharks.

[andthehat]

It's more entertaining to start with sharks though. And I have one ready.

[reversedpolarity]

I think... maybe you should cook the shark, Captain.

[andthehat]

I can't cook the shark. I'm on a sinking ship.

[reversedpolarity]

You're on a sinking ship and we're sitting here talking about sharks?

[andthehat]

The sharks are why it's sinking. Why would I not talk about them?

[reversedpolarity]

Shouldn't you be worrying about making it not sink?

[andthehat]

This is beyond saving.