33 - Shipwide Announcement

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DO NOT FEED THE ADORABLE WEE COOING BALLS OF FUR.

More precisely, do not overfeed them. A pinch of grain lasts the wee beasties for a day or two, and any more than that, and you'd best be ready to house a couple more wee beasties.

We've got enough of them as it is. Please refrain from making more.

Scott out.

Comments

[95wictorwictor2.livejournal.com]

Hmm... that is weird. They are not dangerous, right? They will not gang up and take ower the ship and make a meal of us, right?

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I've got one as a pet. Got the wee bugger when I was out on DV. Sweet little beastie, very affectionate. Not dangerous unless you overfeed it, and let its brood overeat too.

They'll get into everything, and one's cute, but hundreds of them? More annoying than anything else. They won't make a meal out of us, but if you don't watch them they'll get into the supplies.

[95wictorwictor2.livejournal.com]

Oh no. If they were to get into the food supplies on the ship, it would be disastrous! If we do not do something quick, the entire ship will be owerrun!

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If you happen to see one, chuck it in boiler 14 in the engine room. And before you start protesting, the boiler's out of commission for a bit. We had it empty for repairs and it seemed like a good place to keep a couple hundred furballs until we can figure out what to do with them all.

[95wictorwictor2.livejournal.com]

Aye, sir. I will inform anyone else I see with them too.

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Thanks, lad.