reversedpolarity | [text][private to Jack][forward dated to Sunday night]

Hey. [Jack is way too amused already. He knows what misspelling "hey" means for Scotty]

saw sheep. got drink. drunk. thign.

[What? This is important information.]

Drinking and sheep? Are you turning Welsh, Scotty?

yse but dont tell ianto hell be jealosu

Probably, yeah. It's a privilege that one has to earn, you know, to be able to call yourself a Welshman. Not quite sure that you've got all the right vowels for it, there, Scotty.

htere is nothign wrong with my vowels

No, nothing wrong with them. They're just not Welsh. They're Scottish. There is a difference, even *I* know that.

okay yuo got me im not welch. welsh.

No, you're not. You *are* pretty drunk, though. Feeling alright?

i don't know i should coem over so you can make sure im arlight

Hm. You are in a pretty grave state if you're needing other people to tell you how far gone you are.

You're welcome to come over if you like, though.

good id hate to thikn im not welcome

Believe me Scotty. I'm basically positive that you will pretty much always be welcome here.

[Awwwwwwww. He's drunk enough to be ridiculously overjoyed by this.]

well im vbacially um basically psoitve psotive thing that that is the nicest thing anyone has said to me all dahy.

I should hope so, especially if you spent most of your day in the company of sheep, and all.

sheep are assholes

Oh yeah? [so amused, Scotty, so freaking amused]

yse.

dont forget it.

sheep. assholes.

The lot of them. It's too bad that this country is overrun with them, those wooly bastards. [Way too freaking amused by how drunk you are, Scotty]

aye well they best watch out if they know whats god for them

oh by the way ill be htere in about hwoever long it takes me to get to the tranpsoter room

And how long d'you estimate that'll be, then?

thats a good question my coordination is soth. sht. shot.

Think you're gonna make it? I don't want you splicing yourself trying to get here, Scotty.

please like anythings going to gowrong im te best

You are also quite drunk...

hey hey who was it who figured out transwarp aaaaaand transdiemonsioonal beaming

Alright, yes. But. You didn't do it drunk nor did you test it on yourself, as far as I'm aware.

nope i tested it on a bealge

bad idea

beagels are assholes too

They are, are they?

the lot of them

poor beagle

So. This is about a particular beagle, then?

no

who told you that

You're seeming to imply it, there.

i wnast implying anything

Alright. What've you got against beagles, then?

it was an accident i swear

See, now you've just made me curious.

bloody bealges and blodoy dleta vega and bloody admairls

Something tells me that there's a story behind all of this.

hey im in the taransproter room nwo

Alright. Here. [Insert coordinates to the entryway of Ianto's flat here]. This is where you should end up. Work for you?

yeah ill be there in about two minutes

Alright, I'll be waiting for you.