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[reversedpolarity]

Just a few more adjustments to the transporters and I believe they'll be fully functional in regards to transdimensional beaming. I apologize if I've seemed a bit absent as of late - between catching up on the paperwork left over from the virus and working on this project I've been a bit busy. If I've missed anything, would anyone care to fill me in?

Comments

[andthehat]

There are no locals.

[reversedpolarity]

Then I'm more or less screwed.

[andthehat]

Which is why you need to know how to cook.

[reversedpolarity]

Well, I don't think I'm going to start with sharks.

[andthehat]

It's more entertaining to start with sharks though. And I have one ready.

[reversedpolarity]

I think... maybe you should cook the shark, Captain.

[andthehat]

I can't cook the shark. I'm on a sinking ship.

[reversedpolarity]

You're on a sinking ship and we're sitting here talking about sharks?

[andthehat]

The sharks are why it's sinking. Why would I not talk about them?

[reversedpolarity]

Shouldn't you be worrying about making it not sink?

[andthehat]

This is beyond saving.

[reversedpolarity]

Are there still sharks?

[andthehat]

I don't really want to check.

[reversedpolarity]

Is there at least land nearby?

[andthehat]

Maybe. Probably. I know where land is.

[reversedpolarity]

Captain... Forgive me if I'm overstepping any bounds here, but do you need help?

[andthehat]

[ considering...considering ]

Well...

[reversedpolarity]

Well?

[andthehat]

What would help consist of?

[reversedpolarity]

I get you off that sinking ship, bring you over this way, then set you back down somewhere you can get a ship that's not sinking?

[andthehat]

...maybe.

[reversedpolarity]

Maybe? Come on, Captain, this one's on me, aye? You won't owe me a thing. I can't just stand by and let you sink into shark-infested water.

[andthehat]

Your ship creeps me out.

[reversedpolarity]

You would rather face shark-infested water than come up to my ship for five minutes? Five minutes, and I'll have you back in your own time.

[And never mind that he's not perfected the transporters' ability to beam across dimensions. By God, if it comes down to it, he will make it work.]

[andthehat]

I know what the sharks would do. Trust worthy sharks doing shark things. Hmmmmm

You finished that hoppy thing then?